Here they are...my Seawall Specials with red sparkle wheels. I've been out skating around and having a lovely time. Even though I'm very nice to my skates, they decided to beat the crap out of me. My feet are covered in blisters. Look!
No, those aren't really my feet. I don't have mud and duct tape all over mine (yet). Here's a real picture of my feet.
I kid. Those are my dinner.
There they are. And they hurt. All of them.