Friday, September 08, 2006

The best thing about school.


My English teacher is making me lust after him, which doesn't seem very professional but I think I'm okay with it. He's near perfect, and usually I don't like anybody so that's saying a lot. I need to find out if he has a wife. He kind of acts single, and he puts a fresh piece of gum in his mouth when we enter the room. Married men don't usually do that. Oh, and there's no wedding ring. That could be a clue...

4 comments:

brent said...

This is for you.

I think it's Corina-cute you're hot for teacher.

Dainon said...

Once I asked out a woman I worked with after she flirted with me for a good couple weeks. It was only then that she revealed she was married and that she hadn't been wearing her ring on account of swelling fingers. I shrunk down to 2 cm tall and slunk out the door. She cried all night and apologized the next day ... on her day off. The hug she gave me afterward was very awkward. The end.

Laurie said...

Honestly, what IS it about those college teachers?! Yowza!

Please keep us posted!!

Jason Randall said...

was the grocery guy wearing a wedding ring?