Friday, September 15, 2006

Boobs.

My English teacher showed me his nipples today. Sometimes he's so unprofessional. He was wearing the tightest shirt I've ever seen on a man, and apparently he was cold. The whole time he was talking about thesis statements I felt poked in the eye. Nipples make it hard to concentrate.

9 comments:

Sherpa said...

I think that might be your coolest picture yet.

vicky said...

Yea, how on earth did you find that picture, it's so awesome.

Kipluck said...

I feel disturbingly lesbian... because looking at the picture I am want them.

Granted, tonight I would be willing to eat chocolate shaped like crap... so maybe I should be more worried about my sweet tooth than my orientation.

bestsariah said...

Men have nipples too, of course. Eat all the nipples you want!

Laurie said...

I'm still trying to decipher whether or not you think your teacher's headlights were attractive.

*passes bestsariah a folded note*

Nippleage: Good or bad?
(circle one and pass back before recess)

brent said...

I'll even kindly offer up my own, should any of you have the urge.

Jesse Harris said...

Since Travis isn't here to do it... Boobies boobies boobies!

bestsariah said...

Disconcerting, Laurie. That's what it was.

Now everyone eat Brent's nipples so he won't feel rejected.

Dainon said...

I found a hair in my nipple. Sick.