Saturday, September 02, 2006

Lesson learned, John Wilkes Booth. Lesson learned.

If you hear someone say, "Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal — you sockdologizing old man-trap," a bullet may shortly be lodged behind your eyeball while everyone around you laughs.

Safety first! Wear your bullet-proof bonnets to the theatre.

1 comment:

Jason said...

chicks will fall for max...
just like they do his old man.