did he steal your HEART?!
Ew. No. He only got the one date. Good thing I didn't fall in love with him. I'd probably be sad that he's in jail if I had.
Well, hopefully you won't be on the hook to return your ill-gotten goods to those poor old folks he stole from.
Married grocery store guys, criminals... I'm starting to worry about your track record little lady.
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