I've heard that using chicken feet is 99.98% effective.
That's so odd. I could have sworn you said you were going to college, not back to Jr. High.Whatever you do, don't believe your teacher. You are in fact pregnant.
So, does the little drawing mean he didn't ejaculate? Is that it?All 3 times?
I'm so confused. But Krispy came up with the best caption ever. Someone put that on a T-shirt.
I think the protection they used were bicycle handlebar streamers. You know those strips of plastic they hang in the butcher's shop to keep flies out of the store?Same concept, just on a smaller scale.Oh, and I don't know how I can ever look you in the eye again, Sara, after mistaking Ozzy for the Alice.
I thought the picture was her perforated bowel, and her boyfriend told her no babies come when they do it in the bottom. I'll think about forgiving you, Brent, but it hurts. More than my perforated bowel.
That reminds me of a saying a friend of mine uses.Girls have two holes. One for making babies, and one for fun.
Gross! How dare you say something like that on my blog.
It does look pornographic. And disappointing(if Bethany's theory is correct--which I think it is).
Bethany always was the smart one. Well, besides Sara, until now.
Wait wait wait. YOUR perforated bowel? Ewwww. Sara!
Also, what does it say in that scratched out part?
It says to stop judging my perforations.
True story: While working for a spa here in Utah, I had a coworker who found herself pregnant after a one night stand. She told me that it came as a huge surprise to her since he SWORE he never did what apparently never happened in that picture. Her daughter sure turned out pretty, though.
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