Monday, December 04, 2006

Thank you, scary Santa.

The local Harley Davidson club is going to sponsor my family this Christmas. They're going to buy us presents and food, and I think they're also going give us tattoos and beat us up. I'm totally okay with that. I hope I get a fringed leather jacket!

11 comments:

Bethany said...

That. Is. Awesome.

Those big, scary guys are really just teddy bears.

ogre said...

they should buy you a vespa. if you break any one of your many parts again, you don't have to ride that bus, and you can punish impertinent girls with your vespa at high speeds. and you could totally hang with the biker dudes and mack on things (i hope i got that right) BUT STAY AWAY FROM THE TRUCK STOPS!

granolagirl said...

If they tatoo your boob you're going to show us all a picture, right?

Shannon said...

That santa is hot. He's the guy in the black jacket you were looking for, isn't he?

Laurie said...

Actually, Harley Davidson is now associated with wealthy professionals such as doctors and lawyers, as it is now "cool" to own one.

May you score BIG this Christmas! ;)

Krispy said...

Just don't call them gay.

Shannon said...

Here is a little story about wealthy Harley Davidson proffesionals. Many of them get fake tattoos airbrushed on them and some even sport wigs to go on rides just to fit in. The whole hard ass biker thing is almost a complete sham these days. *sob*

brent said...

That guy looks like Louie Anderson with nasty, nasty beard.

Kipluck aka: BethAnn, Bob, Mayberry said...

I love bikers... I think Santa should be a Biker ALWAYS.

Dainon said...

Brent totally called it. What's more, Louie, had his fat melon paintbrushed onto a trim figure. Poor Louie.

Jason Randall said...

go to Bike Week in anything but a hog, expect to die.