Saturday, December 16, 2006

Dating advice for the gents.

On a first date, you should probably talk a little less about the wart on your arm you haven't been able to get rid of for almost 20 years, and more about...well...any other topic in the world. I mean - really. Please. And especially when we're eating. Holy hell.

9 comments:

Kipluck aka: BethAnn, Bob, Mayberry said...

Sounds like quite the WINNER.

Katz said...

you should write a book.

Shannon said...

You should stop dating freaks.

bestsariah said...

Well it's kind of hard when everyone already married all the normal men. There's no one left for me.

granolagirl said...

If they reinstate polygamy you can join our family.

brent said...

Yup, you're right. There ARE worse things than being alone.

Shannon said...

I didn't say anything about normal.

Pablo said...

Normal is totally subjective. For instance, that guy thinks the wart on his arm is perfectly normal...not too surprisingly since they've known each other for twenty years. He just figured he and the wart were such good buddies, if you were going to have a future together, you had to accept the wart. That's normal enough.

Besides, some guys suck at conversation. You gotta help 'em out. Guide the conversation where you want it to go and then you can freak your date out for a change.

Jeff said...

So what warts would you prefer I talk about?