Sunday, December 17, 2006

Justin Timberlake has nothing to do with sexy.

I don't really get the whole Justin Timberlake thing. He's not sexy. He's not sexy, damn it! He looks like he's stuck mid-puberty. He's like a weaselly little fourteen year old. I realize some women are pedophiles, but still...

And the other thing is he looks just like Doogie Howser, and Doogie isn't known for being the sexiest man in the world. (Is he??) Doogie is completely being ripped off, because if I can't even tell the difference between him and the fourteen year old, shouldn't NPH be getting more attention? I realize he's not looking for attention from the ladies, but then I have my doubts about Justin, too.

I'm supposed to be studying right now.

13 comments:

Jesse said...

I object to him because he's a manufactured act. Kind of the male equivalent of Britney or Christina.

Krispy said...

I am never reading your page again. Blasphemy.

Shannon said...

I'm glad we finally agree on someones stupidity. JT is a homo, and not the sexy kind.

Kipluck aka: BethAnn, Bob, Mayberry said...

I don't love Justin Timberlake.

But I DID love Doogie.

However, I was young at the time.

granolagirl said...

I don't love either of them (I only have eyes for Keifer/aka: Jack). But I love this post and hence I love you too.

... said...

Congratulations on spacing your pictures and paragraphs so nicely. :)

bestsariah said...

They just came out like that this time. I didn't do anything differently, so I don't know what the deal is. But thank you.

Pablo said...

No. Say it isn't so! Doogie bats for the pink team?

I can't speak to sexy, though. It all goes totally over my head. I mean chicks still dig Captain Picard. That granola chick is all about Keifer Sutherland. They voted Richard Geer the sexiest man alive and he looks like the love child of Cher and David Duchovny. So say what you will. I'm lost anyway.

Laurie said...

Yes! I totally agree! I always say that the moment Justin opens his mouth, I can't be convinced he's any older than fourteen. Plus, he was totally ruined for me long ago anyway when I was married to "someone else" and all of my friends kept telling me my husband looked like Justin. The worst was long about a year after our divorce when a girlfriend of mine said, "I met your ex. He's hot! He looks just like Justin Timberlake." I still get grossed out to think it.

That said, I still laughed at JT on SNL the other night.

(Barf count: Twice just while writing this post)

Sherpa said...

Huh, I posted something similar last night. I totally agree: Justin Timberlake has nothing to do with bringing sexy back.

bestsariah said...

I noticed. That's kind of weird we were both thinking the same thing.

Sherpa said...

That is weird. What's even weirder is that I didn't see your comment on my blog until after I wrote this one on your blog. Huh.

ProvoBoy said...

Okay, I just want to say Justin is way talented. From someone who's had a lot of voice, what he does isn't easy. I also actually do respect his artistic decisions. He does have a lot of resources at his disposal as far as studio effects and such, but intelligent decisions are made about the artistic material and how it's produced.

And I think he's turned me gay!!! I'm serious. Who doesn't want a D**K in a Box now??? I know I do :)