Saturday, December 16, 2006

Of course we'll put saliva in our belly buttons!


That was the weirdest thing EVER. Apparently Corina has an eighth chakra that has a Scottish child attached to it. It's a kid who went missing in Scotland and didn't survive a few years ago. Completely normal.
Also, Corina has inherited stuff from my father's mother's mother. Well I have no idea who that is, because she gave my Nana up for adoption. That will stay a mystery.
The most normal part was when Corina had to suck on a Q-Tip and then stick it in her belly button. I think that's the part that will cure her epilepsy.
Anyway, that's what happened at the energy healing today. I don't know what to think. Just...so...weird...

11 comments:

bestsariah said...

And if anyone knows how to make paragraphs or spaces between paragraphs on here, let me know. No matter what I do, it all comes out in one big block of writing. It's making me cross.

Jason Randall said...

As long as it isn't making you David Cross.

Freaky stuff you'll find, my dear. And the more you do it, you'll totally understand more of it.

Shannon said...

That's awesome. I want to go see that voodoo doer when I'm in Canada. I wonder what kind of things they will make me do to cure my crazy.

As for your paragraph problem, when you find out, let me know because mine goes all screwy half the time too. Especially when it comes to spacing the photos.

granolagirl said...

Even I think that was weird. Now go to a chiropractor or homeopath. Start with the less weird and work your way up.

Kipluck aka: BethAnn, Bob, Mayberry said...

Oh. Well yeah, that oughta fix it.

dang scottish missing kid.

bestsariah said...

Corina's muscles told the lady that she needs to go back in three weeks for a follow-up. I'm going to do that, and also call up someone else and do some other kinds of weirdo stuff. Homeopath. That sounds good. I'll try it.

Laurie said...

Wow.... that was WAY out there, and I've heard it all. In fact, one of my favorites was this former coworker of mine who once told me that she went to Temple Square and she talked to the largest Christmas tree. The tree told her his name and his history. She also was once so mad that someone touched her third eye because she had just balanced it and now someone has come along and messed up that energy. But apparently it was ok for me to touch her third eye when I massaged her or gave her a facial.

Good times.

Shannon said...

I'm curious, how much did you have to pay to find out that the Q-Tip in the belly button trick?

Shannon said...

Wow, I still haven't learned to write.

bestsariah said...

It didn't cost too much, but we'll have to see how many times Corina's muscles tell us to go back. I'll go three times, but then I'm all done. Although...she hasn't had a seizure since she had it done. Spooky.

Pablo said...

Laurie, if somebody tells you to touch their third eye, tell 'em to keep it in their pants.

About the saliva in the belly button thing, it's not that weird...I mean, I like it.