Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I'm from the future.

I did something so crazy yesterday that it just might blow your mind. I paid three bills online. Yes, you read that right. I now have a bank account that lives in a computer. I learned in psychology class that my fear of technology will cause my brain to rot. That wasn't exactly what the textbook said, but I likened the textbook unto myself. I'm thinking of getting a cellphone next, and then a robot companion.


6 comments:

Nicole said...

something benefical about a robotic man, is you can get everything you want when you want it. YEAH! They take orders and don't take offense!! It's all about you. Yeah! Every girl's dream. Good idea!!!

Jesse said...

You can get that robot thing started with a Roomba. Vroom.

Dainon said...

Is this a reaction to my not coming up for a visit? Sounds extreme.

Shannon said...

Wait a minute. If Dainon isn't coming up to visit you, then where are your babies from your lost morality coming from?

bestsariah said...

The robot.

Jason Randall said...

I suggest WD-40 for a lubricant.