Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Diet Pepsi Jazz Black Cherry French Vanilla...

...because the more names a pop has, the better it tastes, apparently.

And it's true! It's like drinking candy. It's a melted Slurpee that magically became carbonated. And there are no calories, so it's okay to drink a million of them a day.

When I glance at the can, it kind of looks like it says Jizz. I like that too. Funny pop.

11 comments:

granolagirl said...

Just because you wrote that, I'll never be able to drink any without gagging.

Shannon said...

I've never been a fan of melted slurpee, but I'll believe you that it's yummy.

Shauna said...

Magic.

Bobbie said...

Now that's all I can see when I look at the bottle. So sad...

Nicole said...

You're so funny. You can even make pop seem fun and entertaining!!

Jason Randall said...

I'm trying hard not to make a joke about swallowing.

chartie said...

Actually, Slurpees are carbonated, so I guess it must magically become re-carbonated or twice cabronated ... or something.

amy said...

Better than Dr. Pepper?! *gasp*

bestsariah said...

No.

Kipluck said...

That has too too many flavors, I think. It would confuse my tounge. I saw an add for Dr. Pepper that was touting 32 flavors or something which now makes me scared of it. I want ONE FLAVOR. It should be Dr. Peper Flavored.

And really is BLACK cherry some how a different flavor than, like, your basic red cherry? (OR could it be racial? And thus the Jazz? But it's french too...Hmmm..... Now I am wondering not only the flavor of the soda but it's race and nationality. Too much to think about with a drink. You can keep them all to yourself.

blogpaul said...

Great blog...I have to stop reading now because it looks like the more I read, the longer my grocery list is tomorrow.