Monday, March 05, 2007

Drugs.



Here's a legal way to get high. Well, I think I was high. I don't know a lot about these things. I don't get to rest when I'm sick now that I'm a grownup, so I bought Tylenol Cold Daytime today to keep me going. There may be meth in it. I could hardly close my eyes long enough to blink, I was shaking a little, and I felt like I was running on the inside. Now and then I may have been hyperventilating. Is that better than having a bad cold? I'm not so sure, but I'll take another one tomorrow before I make my final decision. And then I'll shave my head and go to rehab.

9 comments:

Nicole said...

Well, Brittny, I'd go to rehab with you if it's anything as luxurious as I've heard. What a hardship!!! Be sure to stay there this time!!!!

Sherpa said...

Rehab is fun.

I'm a regular user of Daytime Tylenol Sinus Congestion and Pain Severe. The stuff has won me over. Seriously strong, good stuff.

... said...

When I'm not pregnant, I'm a major fan of Advil cold and sinus. Works every time for me... without all the running around inside my body.

I have a baby in my belly who takes care of that now.

granolagirl said...

Just do it at my house so I can sell your hair on ebay and pay off my house.

Kipluck said...

Your hair is WAY prettier than Brittney's ever was. Don't do it... for the good of the universe.

Nicole said...

Hey, today I learned something interesting. You know how they say that drug addicts die from overdose. They actually die because they shoot up in a different location. See our bodies learn to rely on a certain cue in order to produce certain responses. Drug addicts learn to tolerate lethal doses of drugs that would kill a drug virgin. However, if they location where they normally shoot up is changed, then the cue changes and the body doesn't respond with the learned response to tolerate the overdose. And thus, they do not die to due to overdose, because they can normally tolerate that amount or drug in their system, they die because they couldn't wait to get home to shoot up. So Brit is better off at home learning to unpair the stimulus cue with the response (mind altering substances). Actually I know ofsomeone on meds for cancer who was doing fine, but they moved her to a new location and within 12 hours she died. They say it's cancer she died from but really it was a morphine overdose that was previously tolerated in a familiar environment but not in an unfamiliar environment. Scary, eh?! It's been proven but apparently this phenomenon is chiefly ignored with deadly consequences.

bestsariah said...

I changed my mind. We'll do crack at my house tonight instead.

blogpaul said...

SWEEEET, I'm going to buy some tomorrow!

heatherlynn said...

ha! did you go to rehab?

i wish i could have come over for crack. last time you had a crack party it was so much fun.