Remember my neighbor who wanted me to shove a box of groceries in my bottom? There was another incident today. She came out of her house just as I was walking by, so I said hi and waved like a normal person would. She gave me the finger like a crazy person would. It was kind of weird. She then got in her car and drove away. She has been really extra weird lately. She accused my friend of breaking into her house and tapping her phone, even.
A short while later, Max and I were walking through the parking lot to get Corina from her friend's house, and Crazy Lady came driving in. I saw her and pulled Max over a bit so we were walking along the fence line. She then swerved over until her tire was right ON the fence line and started driving right toward us. I yoinked Max back and into a tiny little recess in the fence that we were lucky enough to be walking past. She barely missed us. She came within an inch of running us over.
When she got out of her car, she just stared me down, and I said, "What are you doing??" I was so confused, I couldn't think of anything else to say. She then started screaming at me, and it was a rant full of the F word and based on this statement. "Well if you weren't so f'ing skinny, maybe people wouldn't try to run you over!" She yelled and yelled about me being so skinny. Apparently that is now reason enough to be murdered. I didn't say anything at all. I just stared at her with my mouth hanging open, feeling confused and looking skinny, and finally she stormed off.
I called the police, even though that was so tv show of me. Things are being dealt with. She was nice enough to leave really clear tire tracks that show exactly what happened, so I don't have to worry about her lying or anything. The officer was quite concerned with her behaviour when he finally got in her house after nearly beating her door down. Things are going to happen. I may be murdered. I'm a little scared.