I think this is a Canadian thing, so here you go, my American friends. (You click that dark writing. It's a link, okay?) We are officially Block Parents now, which means I am officially not a bad guy. The record checks and strip search prove it. I am making my community safer! My mom was a Block Parent when we were kids, and I totally remember random kids coming to our door bugging her for stuff. Now the random kids get to bug me. So fun!
This is the sign that goes in our front window when I am available to help children who are being murdered and such.
That's a scary Block Parent right there.