The man I have been in love with since I was a little girl did an interview this morning. There was news. Big news. He was keeping it a surprise for me, but he decided today was the day I should find out. Donnie Wahlberg is divorced. I just died. He has been with Kim since I was a teenager, but now he's single. And so am I. We are soon going to marry each other, just like God always planned it.
(That's my little step-son Elijah with him there.)